epub |eng | | Author:Johnny B. Laughing

Q: Did you hear about the sick ghost? A: He had oooooo-ping cough. Q: Which ghost ate too much porridge? A: Ghouldilocks. Q: What do you call a ghost who ...

epub |eng | | Author:Editors of Portable Press

Knock-knock! Who’s there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken your pocket. I think your key’s in there. Knock-knock! Who’s there? Pasta. Pasta who? Pasta bread, I’m hungry. Knock-knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur ...

epub |eng | 2009-09-04 | Author:John Byrne

Pupil: I’m sorry I’m late – it’s my new Velcro pyjamas. Teacher: How would they make you late? Pupil: I just couldn’t tear myself out of bed. Teacher: Hey, you! ...

epub |eng | | Author:Karen King [King, Karen]

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Goose. Goose who? Goose who’s knocking at your door! What did the black cat do when its tail was cut off? It went to a re-tail ...

epub |eng | | Author:Karen King & Patience Coster [King, Karen & Coster, Patience]

Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing around your horses. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No, we just let them go barefoot. Why was the spearsman full ...

epub |eng | 2019-09-04 | Author:Lisa Regan

58. Billy and Jack sneaked into the farm shop to eat their their mother's fudge. Billy's face ended up covered in fudge, but Jack's face was clean. Why did Jack ...

pdf | | 2010-08-23 | Author:Corny & Cheesy Jokes

epub |eng | 2018-03-15 | Author:Sky Pony Press

What do cannibals serve for dinner? Pot luck! What happened when the witch met the wizard? It was love at first fright! What does a polite vampire say? Fangs a ...

epub |eng | | Author:Arnie Lightning

Q: Did you hear about the monster that had 10 arms? A: He was all fingers and thumbs! Q: What noise do you hear if two monsters jump off a ...

epub |eng | | Author:Johnny B. Laughing

Yo mama is so poor… Yo mama is so poor… she put a Happy Meal on layaway! Yo mama is so poor… burglars break into her house and leave money! ...

epub |eng | | Author:Johnny B. Laughing

Q: What’s the scariest dinosaur? A: A terror-dactyl! Q: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A: A dino-snore! Q: What’s red on the outside and green on the ...

epub |eng | 2007-01-01 | Author:Aubrey Malone [Malone, Aubrey]

Leprechaun Gold The currency Ludo Bagman uses to pay Fred and George Weasley after they win their bet in the World Cup in 1994, but it soon disappears, being leprechaun ...

epub |eng | | Author:Bob Phillips

Knock, knock. Who’s there? License. License who? He didn’t license the last time. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lima bean. Lima bean who? Lima bean playing in the mud. Knock, knock. ...

epub |eng | | Author:Johnny B. Laughing

Games and Puzzles Can you find these images? Can you find your way through the maze? Can you find your way through the maze? Can you find your way through ...

epub |eng | 2018-05-14 | Author:Sky Pony Press

The Computer Fart—The kind where you are playing on the computer, and it just slips out. The Crop Duster—You walk past a person, group, or crowd and silently fart, so ...